FIRE FOR PRESIDENT: a love story in two parts

enjoy the fruits of my labor. I have searched for hours and days and years to find these pictures of llamas with amusing captions. One day I will be crowned as queen of the internet, but until that day i shall work to amuse you all.
veronox: bizarrejelly5: narcotic: One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable. the zombies….they’re…here…. can i get a source on this

veronox:

bizarrejelly5:

narcotic:

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.

the zombies….they’re…here….

can i get a source on this

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tronmayer: The only part of the few chapters of shades of grey that I liked lol (Taken with instagram)

tronmayer:

The only part of the few chapters of shades of grey that I liked lol (Taken with instagram)

ponderisms: So I was going through old papers and found a packet full of questions that my kindergarten teacher apparently asked us.  Kenny, if you’re somewhere reading this, teach us the secret of reaching enlightenment.

ponderisms:

So I was going through old papers and found a packet full of questions that my kindergarten teacher apparently asked us. 

Kenny, if you’re somewhere reading this, teach us the secret of reaching enlightenment.

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